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Vienna's slang
Here we present you with a short introduction to often used slang terms
here in Vienna. While not all is translatable, we provide you with (as we
hope) the correct pronunciations of each of the terms. Just read the bold
text exactly as if it were plain

Single words

the police - deh heh, deh keybahrai
policeman - ah keybahrah
policemen - deh keybahrah
cake - dourtn!
hot sausage (i.e. wiener) - ah hah-seh
chicken - hose-n (colloq. form of "bunny")
trousers - hose-n
loud, annoying child - roads-pippen
drunken - wahch, in dah fatten
(heavily) drunken - bluenzn-fat, boom-tsuah
old - oyd

Phrases

"Everything is okay, isn't it?" (as a greeting) - ohless lywond?
"I'll have a piss!" - ee gay broonzn!, ee bin in dah fleasn-city!, ee gay
shivven!, ee gay's beer wag-drohgn!
"Hey you! I´ll punch you (in the face)!" - hairst oydah, ee pruck dah
ahney.
"Over there!" (pointing at something) - dourtn!
"Can you give me a Schilling?" (issued by beggars, often w/ added excuse) -
hairst oydah, host aahn shilling?
"One more beer!" - no ahns!, no-ah cree-girl!
"Hey, that's good!" - dais is lywond!
"Keep the change!" - bust show!
"Ahhh! That's good" (while drinking a good beer) - dais bust!, bust!, dais
is gourd!, dais is ah beer!
"Let's leave!" - how ma see eebah deh high-saw!
"Are you nuts?" - beast ksheessn?
"Do you have a cigarette for me?" - oydah, host ahn chick?

>> News just in from Japan, all small mammal movements have been banned
after
>> some nibbled beds were discovered in Tokyo.
>> >> They think it could be an outbreak of Futon Mouse disease.

> Treffen sich zwei Lawinen in Galtur - fragt eine die andere:
> "Und wos mochscht du heit?"-
> "I misch mi untad Leit und du?"-"I hau mi üwad Heisa!"
>

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