>This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired
>and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost
>anything.
>
>Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally
>tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send
>her to the man whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your
>name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive
>15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already
>have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already
received
>184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.
>
>REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next
day
>he received a Playboy swimsuit model. An unmarried Jewish man living with
>his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a
>Hollywood supermodel.
>
>You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
>One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again.
>
>) (p-tv)